The confessional before you is ornate and well maintained, ebony colored wood embellished with the visage of two angels. A jet black curtain separates the confessional from the rest of the Church, offering a surprising degree of privacy to any eavesdroppers nearby. Unlike the rest of Krakow, the inside is dimly lit by a small light bulb securely attached to the ceiling which emits a faint red light. While the atmosphere isn't exactly cozy, it is private.
A smooth voice calls out to you once you've sat down, familiar enough to identify the speaker despite the partition between you.
"Welcome welcome. I take it something is on your mind?"We're in a museum now, Harry.
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[THIS CONVERSATION'S GONNA BE REAL FUNNY AT THE END OF THE WEEK.]
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But there is always the option of framing it on one or two individuals in particular as well.
[ It sure is. ]
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[It also didn't stop him from trying to convince everyone it was Rideaux, because Iago is exceptionally petty and did not actually care about voting out the correct culprit.]
A proper attempt to frame someone would be interesting to see, but it would require quite a bit of knowledge about the other person. Ulquiorra certainly wasn't suited to that.
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[ He tilts his head. ]
You think you and Rideaxu were mortal enemies before arriving with the way you two speak about each other.
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[This may or may not have something to do with several issues and seeing a bit of himself in Rideaux, buuuuuut today is not the day he's going to start considering that, so!!]
Has he been complaining about me to you? How charming.
[iago that's all you ever do behind his back.]
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[ He grins, because yeah of course. ]
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[gods!!!!]
I won't ask you anything further, but I am curious what he's said about me. Oh well. With any luck, he'll die this week.
[but because iago is not allowed to have nice things, dist dies instead!!!!!!!]
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[ Like sure someone else could do bodies but it'd prob be a bit of a mess. ]
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[And yet he only really considered it once, and even then dismissed it because he wasn't confident he could get away with it.]
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[That's entirely true, but it's also at least 60% because of the Pizza incident. He's still very angry about the Pizza incident.]
Though Rideaux is and always will be my first pick.
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Naturally. I can't say I feel similarly if I had to choose.
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I imagine he's been even more annoying to deal with on your end. How is he still alive.
[It isn't even a question, he's just so done.]
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[Nonhumans he means.]
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Is he the one who irritates you the most?
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[He doesn't have access to whatever awesome powers he once had, so whatever!!]
You won't tell me who irritates you the most, will you?
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[IT'S GONNA GET REAL WORSE AT THE END OF THE WEEK!!!!!!]
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[ F. ]
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I've been forced to deal with all sorts of nobles and ridiculous people in positions of power, but at least with them I was aware I was going to hate every minute of it. Dazai can pretend to be a normal person sometimes, so it's never clear whether you're dealing with him being halfway normal or being irritating.
[........that's a yes.]
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[hey wait a minute what are you saying about him huh!!!!!!!]
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