[ Yeah right, he never asked to be patronized. He's fine saying so too, or he would be if he wasn't peering past the partition. Face-to-face indeed, not that he gets why. Rembrandt is ascending the "weird guy" ladder higher and higher with every passing conversation. ]

None that I can see, at least. [ Despite the implication, he mostly trusts there isn't one. The next comment is another matter entirely. ]

I don't know if I'd go as far as saying I "accuse" you of it. It's more like... [ Hm. Putting his hand to his chin. ] You're so desperate to prove your worth, you might concoct some bogus scenario where you "divine" my history just to get some applause.