[ As long as he doesn't have to make that request every week. Even with the layer of playful sarcasm that still felt pretty disgusting tbh. ]

Fortunately I'm not one to hold back on warranted criticism.

[ As is probably evident already from this conversation. ]

I'll be back in a week, then.

[ Stated as absolute fact, because he is not letting anyone kill him now. ]

Let's both look forward to it.

[ Because he will have a whole week's worth of shit to talk by then. ]