[ Give him a second to take a seat!! After that though, Rembrandt's getting a very light nudge. Light because if they're sitting precariously on branches, they shouldn't roughhouse. ]

I can't tell if you're planning to run away with me and start a circus or if you're trying to insult me. Come on, can you really imagine me hopping up and down on a stage, trying to steal everybody's attention?

That's the exact opposite of what a thief's supposed to do!